uhh..buhsketti?

"The city might as well go to the zoo and tie bayonets to some lions and then open their doors and shoot fireworks at them and put sharks on skateboards and push them into the streets."

"Joaquin is a good actor but so what.  Half the country could do what actors do, so I don't really care if some billionaire pothead kills himself.  "Ohh, look at me, I'm Joaquin, I'm unkempt and I have a guitar and I drink this herbal tea from South America that an Indian stirred with his dick and it gives me special insights into nature."  Go fuck yourself hippy."

You will come to learn quickly that I despise Hollywood and just about everything associated with it.  Ritual suicide would be a practical solution.  Regardless, I found the above statements amusing.

-todd parker