RIFFRAFFTHRASH!

Look at all that JUNK.

2009-03-09T09:22:00.000-07:00

I'm not talkin' bout some juicy bubble. I'm talkin' bout some straight up JUNK I came across while ridin' the Saddleback chairlift at The Canyons the other day. Junk is for the landfills not for the trees. NO RESPECT!

Dreamcatchers and Cars.

2009-03-09T09:19:00.000-07:00

I thought while driving one should always stay alert and focused on the road. I guess i've been wrong all these years. You got all these hippies driving around nowadays with dreamcatchers hanging from their rear view mirrors. Fine by me, but it sucks when some subaru driving hippy tries to put you in a spell by handing that shit off of the back of their car, so you have to look at it.

Rainbow pre destruction.

2009-02-09T17:39:00.001-08:00

R.I.P. Rainbow.

2009-02-09T17:34:00.000-08:00

R.I.P. Rainbow. You sure were fun. Took a few laps on it today 2/9/09 and then went off and shredded pow elsewhere. When I came back it was gone. Straight up disappeared. The construction crew building a nearby Colony home are to blame. Notice the boot pack left of center coming in from the trees. That's near the job-site. FUCK! What is going to take to make this resort fun again? Patrol is stringing up rope lines like it's going out of style. I guess when people are having fun, others just can't stand it.

Lil-Est

2009-02-05T08:42:00.001-08:00

Doing what he does best, being little. Backside carve under the slow sign.

Chaz Juan and the Little One.

2009-01-29T23:00:00.001-08:00

Chaz Juan Method Log Jam and Lil-est with the Frontside 180 on a chicks board.

Ange B

2009-01-29T22:58:00.000-08:00

Pow Rules!

Chaz Juan

2009-01-27T15:40:00.001-08:00

Chaz Juan

2009-01-14T22:48:00.000-08:00

Chaz Juan not a member of The Canyons athletic squad. Although, popping shots off at The Canyons.

ANGE

2009-01-14T22:45:00.000-08:00

Ange and I made art today.

DUH!

2009-01-10T07:49:00.001-08:00

Before!

2009-01-10T07:48:00.001-08:00

After!

2009-01-10T07:43:00.000-08:00

Things Todd Parker Hates Vol. 1

2008-12-27T10:05:00.000-08:00

"Die Bitches!"

Good Charlotte.

There really isn't too much to say about these ass clowns. In fact, I am so lost for words about how worthless these butt pirates are, I am just going to not say anything. I would rather smash my nuts repeatedly with a hammer than listen to this band.

On a scale of 1 to 10, they rank about an 8 on the suck-o-meter. Do us all a favor and quit while you are ahead. Oh yeah, make up is for girls. Fucking pansies.

uh...what?

2008-12-17T20:43:00.001-08:00

yeah, I got nothing.

GIVE PIZZA CHANCE.

2008-12-16T18:17:00.000-08:00

cocksssss.

2008-12-14T19:58:00.000-08:00

www.fearthegaychicken.com

land of assholes.

2008-11-28T21:48:00.000-08:00

http://www. nytimes. com/2008/11/29/business/29walmart. html?em

really?

this proves that humanity will continue to sink to new lows, eventually giving way to our primeval instincts, gutting our young, spearing heads on lances to mark territory, and eventually bringing fiery destruction to all things living.

oh material possessions...how we love thee so. enough to ruin others lives to acquire your hollow worthlessness.

go fucking die.

jesus christ.

2008-11-23T06:54:00.000-08:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalo

What the fuck. Besides the fact that these half-retarded degenerates got their own Wikipedia page, how has this lasted more than a couple weeks? Don't the laws of evolution account for this? These turds should have disappeared as fast beta tapes and laser discs but are somehow still clinging to life. If you can call it that. Painting your face like a clown doesn't make you scary, it makes you look like a clown.
Geeks: Worlds of Wizards and War misses you, your gamer friends want you to log back on.
And of course, these assholes seem to thrive in Utah. Great.

ToddParker's opinion:
"If I wasn't so busy banging their moms, I would waste 'em all myself."

WTF?

2008-11-21T09:48:00.001-08:00

Lift Tickets: Check. Ski/Snowboard Rental Shop: Check. Day Lockers: Check. Ski Lifts: Check. Place to get anonymous BLOW JOB: Check.

Die Fucks!

2008-11-18T08:23:00.000-08:00

Wait For It...

2008-11-18T08:20:00.001-08:00

BAM!

2008-11-18T08:13:00.000-08:00

Fuckin' RSL

2008-11-16T07:33:00.001-08:00

Really? I mean fuckin' really? Awe, Horseshit!

2008-11-13T22:44:00.000-08:00

"...introduce her to my lap."

-todd parker

uhh..buhsketti?

2008-11-13T22:27:00.000-08:00

"The city might as well go to the zoo and tie bayonets to some lions and then open their doors and shoot fireworks at them and put sharks on skateboards and push them into the streets."

"Joaquin is a good actor but so what. Half the country could do what actors do, so I don't really care if some billionaire pothead kills himself. "Ohh, look at me, I'm Joaquin, I'm unkempt and I have a guitar and I drink this herbal tea from South America that an Indian stirred with his dick and it gives me special insights into nature." Go fuck yourself hippy."

You will come to learn quickly that I despise Hollywood and just about everything associated with it. Ritual suicide would be a practical solution. Regardless, I found the above statements amusing.

-todd parker

d-day.

2008-11-10T21:45:00.001-08:00

riff raff for life.

the undead shred can never be stopped!

-toddparker